So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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