I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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