its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Found your dick twin last night
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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