i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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