I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
My breasts were aching with rage.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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