miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
