I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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