Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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