dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm like, not good at living.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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