i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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