I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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