I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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