I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
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just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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