the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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