If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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