I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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