that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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