have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
