office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
When did angry sex become our thing?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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