go do what you do best...puke behind churches
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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