Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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