Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Randomize
