i think i have herpe
just one?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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