Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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