new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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