moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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