my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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