So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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