Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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