i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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