Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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