So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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