Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
there was a trapeze. enough said
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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