Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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