I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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