I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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