why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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