You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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