Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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