I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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