no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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