i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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