how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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