Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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