I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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