So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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