her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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