Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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