I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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