You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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