It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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