Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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