mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
