Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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