This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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