why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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