Sponge bath it is.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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